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                  LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN


LITTLE TONY ON MATHEMATICS
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY."Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?""But that's right !" says his dad."What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father."That's what I said !"Little tony get slap in the head .


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just FUCKING beautiful ! HAHA


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After a 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,"son,you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.it will give you acne rot your teeth and make you fat."
Little tony replied "my grandfather lived to be 107 years old"
The man asked, "did your grandfather eat 6 candy bar at a time?"
Little tony answered,"no , his minded his own FUCKING BUSINESS DUMBASS."hahaha

:I Dont Know:

I'm trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don't know how to let you go :')

:thats life:

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile 

:MRS.BROOKS & LITTLE HARRY & THE PRINCIPLES:

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. 

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