Thursday, 16 June 2011

:ILOVELITTLETONY:

                  LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN


LITTLE TONY ON MATHEMATICS
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY."Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?""But that's right !" says his dad."What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father."That's what I said !"Little tony get slap in the head .


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just FUCKING beautiful ! HAHA


LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After a 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,"son,you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.it will give you acne rot your teeth and make you fat."
Little tony replied "my grandfather lived to be 107 years old"
The man asked, "did your grandfather eat 6 candy bar at a time?"
Little tony answered,"no , his minded his own FUCKING BUSINESS DUMBASS."hahaha

7 comments:

  1. hahahah niceee kan ? weehaaaaa ! coming soon , LITTLE TONY PART II :)

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  2. sy pilih anda sebagai penerima hadiah , jgn lupa dtg amik ye
    http://www.my-shopping2u.com/2011/06/hadiah-buat-kaum-adam-sempena-jumaat.html

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  3. ha..ha.. very nice!!...like!!
    waiting little tory part 2...

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  4. wharghahaha , i've been searchin fer it , need some time :)hahahah

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